I've just sort of had it open in a browser window for the past 24 hours, occasionally flicking over to make some progress in between amassing a candy and lollipop stockpile that can be seen from the other side of the universe. He might actually be god.īasically, Candy Box becomes a hyper-silly, almost parodic RPG, but with random farming elements and increasingly obtuse means of advancing the "plot". Before long, an ASCII shopkeep shows up, and then you can get a sword and upgrade the sword and turn it into diamond-encrusted chocolate flamecleaver and meet a witch and a frog who is probably also an embodiment of all the universe's wisdom. I mean, right off the bat, you can eat candies or throw them away, but I wouldn't advise it. After that, just sit back and wait for the magic to start happening.Īlright, fair warning: beyond this point lie only SPOILERS. All via a tiny number that counts ever upward - spiraling, dancing with the clouds - so long as you have a browser window open. So just click the link, and wait patiently as you magically spawn multiple mountains of candy, a candy archipelago, candy kingdoms, candy condominiums - basically, a whole, whole lot of candy. It reminds me a lot of Frog Fractions in that I absolutely cannot, will not spill its delicious bounty of secrets before the break, because its rapid descent into gloriously elaborate madness is the whole point. Oh what a strange and special thing Candy Box is.
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